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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 20:51:13 GMT -5
Granted. Now people and question mark keys not only don't love you, but they also don't love the puppet of you.
I wish my pajamas didn't smell like lemon laundry detergent. =p
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 20:52:03 GMT -5
WOw so unloved.
Granted, but now they smell like grape laundry detergant, the worst of all artificial scents.
I wish I was loved.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 20:54:18 GMT -5
Not granted.
I wish I was a unicorn.
Oh, wait, I already am!!!
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 20:55:12 GMT -5
Granted, but your wish got run over by a truck.
I wish people didn't have so much fun poking my abs.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 20:57:16 GMT -5
Granted, now they don't love your abs either.
I wish I had a kazoo.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 20:58:06 GMT -5
Granted, but you're underwater so you have no air to blow into it with.
I wish my dog understood the concept of fetch.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 21:00:28 GMT -5
Granted, but he doesn't love you.
I wish my dog understand the concept of 'don't be an idiot'
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 21:03:11 GMT -5
Granted, but my dog is a girl so now you're an idiot.
I wish I had a McDonald's hamburger right now. Actually, make that two.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 21:05:13 GMT -5
Granted, but they don't love you.
I wish I had McDonald's french fries.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 21:06:05 GMT -5
WHY MUST NOTHING LOVE ME!
Granted, but they run you over with a truck.
I wish I knew the driver of all of the trucks that are running everything over.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 21:07:04 GMT -5
Granted, but none of them love you.
I wish I was in oregon.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 21:07:45 GMT -5
Granted, but oregon HATES YOU.
How do you like it? xD
I wish I could talk in 50's slang
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 21:10:20 GMT -5
Granted, people still don't love you.
I wish Swiftflame was more lovable.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 21:11:33 GMT -5
Granted, but now everything you've ever touched hates you.
I wish ashpaw could come up with better reasons for why my wishes aren't granted.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 21:14:07 GMT -5
Granted, now I don't love you either.
I wish Swiftflame wouldn't be so angry about the fact that nobody loves her.
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