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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 18:36:09 GMT -5
And I said 'not granted.' And then I didn't grant it.
Granted, but then you go shopping for used harmonicas.
I wish my room was already clean so I didn't have to clean it. =p
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 18:43:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you got run over by a truck. (Just kidding, xD, but that works for everything.)
Granted, but now the rest of your house is really messy.
I wish my first kiss had lasted more than a second. (sigh- <33)
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 18:49:40 GMT -5
Ooooo, first kiss. That's exciting.
Granted, but it still sucked.
I wish I had a first kiss to only be one second. =p
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 18:57:04 GMT -5
Granted, but the guy was really inexperienced and he accidentally ate your face.
I wish I had a bowl of Cap'n Crunch right now. yum.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 19:13:33 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish I could draw hearts on the computer better.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 19:19:22 GMT -5
Granted, but now your computer crashes.
I wish my phone wasn't broken.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 19:27:35 GMT -5
Granted, but then you get a mysterious phone call from an unknown source telling you that you'll die in seven days.
I wish the school year was over.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 19:29:22 GMT -5
Granted, but now your summer sucks.
Seriously, you could say 'granted, but you got run over by a truck' for ANYTHING and it would work.
I wish someone could think of something that 'granted, but you got run over by a truck' wouldn't work for.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 19:34:08 GMT -5
Granted.
I wish I got run over by a truck.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 19:55:06 GMT -5
Granted, but, that truck got run over by a truck before it could run you over.
I wish I had a BF.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 20:03:59 GMT -5
Granted. But he's the Hip Hopopotamus from the song 'Hip Hopopotamus meets the Rhymenoceros'
I wish that song wasn't stuck in my head.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 20:08:36 GMT -5
Granted, but now you got run over by a truck and now it's stuck in your neck instead.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 20:11:23 GMT -5
Umm... you got run over by a truck?
I wish starving children in Africa weren't starving.
*Is a good little person and makes a charitable wish*
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 17, 2008 20:13:08 GMT -5
Granted, but that's only because they grew into angsty teens and now there are starving angsty teens in Africa.
I wish the only thing on TV wasn't Spongebob.
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Post by xradx on May 17, 2008 20:15:13 GMT -5
Granted. Now your TV broke and you have to go see 'Spongebob on Ice; The true story of why Spongebob is so spongey'
I wish I didn't have to edit in a wish because I forgot the wish before.
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