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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on Apr 30, 2008 14:35:32 GMT -5
-gasp-
You know the annoying voice in the easy button? That's Darksong.
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Post by Đarκsong on Apr 30, 2008 15:25:11 GMT -5
You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you to kill someone? That's Swiftflame!
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on Apr 30, 2008 15:28:55 GMT -5
Yupp! That's my favorite job.
Darksong roleplays from a jail cell, where she was put for glomping laur way too painfully.
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Post by Đarκsong on Apr 30, 2008 15:43:06 GMT -5
hehehe Swiftflame roleplays from a padded room, that is after she escapes from her straight jacket  |
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on Apr 30, 2008 16:08:17 GMT -5
Darksong padlocked my straightjacket so I couldn't undo it.
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Post by Đarκsong on Apr 30, 2008 17:34:50 GMT -5
That's a good thing, lol
Swiftflame keeps children in her basement. She feeds them by crushing potato chips under the door once a week.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on Apr 30, 2008 17:49:45 GMT -5
Darksong went under the door, ignore the children, stole the potato chips, ate a child, barbecued another, and salted another so it could be eaten later as a midnight snack. Then he took the BBQed one and fed it to his DOG. And then Darksong's dog liked it and went back and ate the last of the children. When Darksong took out the midnight snack child, it tasted really bad, so he sent it to feed the children in Africa.
Ooh, what now?
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Post by Flower on Apr 30, 2008 18:00:46 GMT -5
Swiftflame is one of the children in Africa, and she has stolen her computer and continues to elude the law, sniping at all the policemen or soldiers she sees with a stolen rifle. Then she brings the carcass back to her house, which is made of cardboard, and eats the heart, liver, and tongue raw. Then she cooks the rest of it over the next few days, dips it in barbecue sauce, and eats it. Now she has acquired a taste for little children and will steal your firstborn child if you leave it alone near a window, door, or chimney.
Ha, beat that!
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Post by xradx on Apr 30, 2008 18:55:58 GMT -5
Flowerpelt is a hamburger. With no cheese.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on Apr 30, 2008 19:09:29 GMT -5
Edits: Okay, in the time it took me to reply to that ashpaw also replied. oh well.
Okay, you asked for it!
Flowerpelt is actually named Plantfur and has a strange and unusual obsession with synonyms. She uses this strange obsessive power to extract polar bears from the peruvian desert and eats them using a strange sauce combination of lemons, ketchup, limes, oranges, sugar, flour, bread, pudding, and armadillos. She soaks the polar bears in this fro 24 hours in a refrigerator, and, once the marinade has soaked in and filled said bear with flavor, she cooks it rotisserie style for 8 more hours before dipping it in her infamously delicious sauce and sprinkling it with green fun. Plantfur then proceeds to wave it right under the noses of the starving African children, and the eats the bear whole. She doesn't even let them have the fur, but throws it into a moose instead, which promptly destroys it and eats the starving African children. Plantfur, AKA Flowerpelt, then attacks the moose for hurting her polar bear pelt and throws a banana at her. Then banana agrivates the moose, who promply attacks Swiftflame, who is deeply hurt emotionally by Plantfur, who always thought Plantfur was Flowerpelt. She is hurt that Plantfur never shared her true identity with her, and runs off into the corner and cries her eyes out day. Meanwhile, while she was crying her eyes out, the angry moose snuck up on her and attacked. Ow. Then Plantfur went to Antarctica and fed ping pong balls to all of it's most cherished species of seals, penguins, squirrels, mammoths, tin cans, rugs, mats, pencils, dog treats, ferns, and other office appliances. They all became extinct, meaning that there was no more manual writing, adorable fuzzy animals, adorable flightless birds, funny whiskered sea animals, and other yummy-related items. The ping pong balls exited out the other side of these items and and turned all cats of earth and other animals orange with purple and blue polka dots, the most hideous pattern of all opposite colors. Then she made herself really really really really really really really really big and sat on the earth all day like the king of lala land and we all had to stare at her big, fat, furry butt all day long instead of the sun. Eww. Flowerpelt/Plantfur is a horrible person, and there's nothing she can do about it. And she ate my pet goldfish which I had named flippers and promised to love forever and ever but now I can't bacuas eshe ate it so I had to break my promise. She made that happen. Grr, Flowerpelttt/Plantfurrr! And then she went and blew Moonwhisker and Ren up cause she wanted to lead this site but she forgot that they were both 'splodeproof so she didn't get too. So meppers was like YOU TRIED TO SPLODE ME and she snag off key rent songs with laur while flowerpelt/plantfur cried in the corner. Yeah, I just beat ALL of you ever. And its FLowerpelt/Plantfur's fault. Of course, that's just a rumor...
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Post by xradx on May 1, 2008 13:40:46 GMT -5
Swiftflame lies.
Beat that. =O
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 1, 2008 19:47:14 GMT -5
Ashpaw under appreciates peoples amazing rumors. That should be like recorded in gold and kept forever.
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Post by xradx on May 2, 2008 19:54:31 GMT -5
Swiftflame comes up with these long ridiculous rumors because they are all true about her.
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Post by ☆§wìftflame☆ on May 3, 2008 11:20:07 GMT -5
Ashpaw is a silly goose.
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Post by .&&. Snowsong. on May 3, 2008 11:29:23 GMT -5
Swiftflame has a crush on her computer. ( xDDD ) |
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